love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Randomize
