you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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