just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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