Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
cat food counts as protein by the way
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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