i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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