she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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