you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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