you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
