Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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