It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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