i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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