how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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