So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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