just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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