eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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