How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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