I think scott just propositioned me for sex
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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