I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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