You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
PANTIES FOUND
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