I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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