shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I need a burrito and a hug.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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