I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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