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But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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