At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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