What tipped you off? The sombrero?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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