she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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