Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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