How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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