How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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