I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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