Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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