Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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