he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
