Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
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dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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