kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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