You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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