okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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