when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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