im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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