U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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