its not stalking. its research.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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