I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Me. At least after what I've been through.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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