i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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