at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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