FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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