jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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