yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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