And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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