I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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