So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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